Jumat, 19 Februari 2016

The ABCs of woodworking Yep its a hoedown!

Diposting oleh octare , di 06.15
Some fun in the shop. I wanted to see if I could produce a woodworking video in one take. Well, it took a lot of takes.
If you would like to sing along, here are the lyrics I wrote and was trying to sing:
A is for adhesive
Bandsaw starts with B.
Its blades are tipped with carbide
And that begins with C.
D is for my dovetail jig
I thought it was a must,
But mostly what it does
Is gather lots of dust.
End grain and face grain,
There’s your E and F.
Good god Gorilla Glue
It really makes a mess
H is for my hacksaw
Hanging on my hutch
Having it is handy
But I don’t use it very much
Should I attempt intarsia
‘cause it begins with I?
If I get some fancy wood
I may give it a try.
J is for my jointer
Its knives begin with K
But so does kerf and kickback
And they’re more fun to say
Linseed oil begins with L
And don’t leave out the lacquer
Both of them dry super fast
Perfect for this slacker.
Now I’m halfway through this song
My miter saw’s an M
Maybe I can mercifully
Make this madness end.
N is for my nail gun
It sure beats pounding nails
Often times I overlook
Outfitting it with oil
Poplar, pine and purpleheart
And plywood start with P.
Q is for the question,
What’s it gonna cost to me?
R is for my router
Sandpaper starts with S.
And I use my ShopVac
To sweep up all the mess.
Tuning up my tablesaw
Takes a lot of time
And U is for the underside
I think I’ll let it slide
My vice is good for holding things
It lets my hands be free.
But Velcro is my favorite
Vord that starts with V.
Naturally W
Is for my scraps of wood
I could make a xylophone
X it ain’t no good.
Y is for my yellow glue
I use it constantly.
Not only does it stick to wood
But it sticks to me.
Now it’s time to end this song
And it’s really plain to me...
I seem to have no tools
That begin with letter Z.

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